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    Escaped Convict (joke)



    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
    years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
    finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him
    to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the co nvict
    gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
    bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
    listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
    probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
    I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
    complain... Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
    he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
    angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you! "

    His wife responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
    and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
    Be strong honey. I love you, too."
    "Freedom is not free, it requires great sacrafice. The price is paid in blood."

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    Re: Escaped Convict (joke)

    LMAO, good one Shoe
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    Re: Escaped Convict (joke)

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Be strong honey. I love you, too."
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    LMAO that's fantastic!
    You'll shoot your eye out.

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    Re: Escaped Convict (joke)

    That was GREAT
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    HOW'S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YA ??????

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    Re: Escaped Convict (joke)

    Great Joke Thanks!
    "When Giving Your Best Is Not Good Enough"

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    Re: Escaped Convict (joke)

    very good as well

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